i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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