this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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