Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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