Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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