Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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