he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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