I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wear drunk well.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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