Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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