some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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