guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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