Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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