...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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