I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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