whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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