He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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