Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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