So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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