how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
