well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Alive.
So much puke
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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