ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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