The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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