you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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