i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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