You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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