my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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