So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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