The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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