i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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