honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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