Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
birth control should be required to get into college
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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