this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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