I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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