Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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