I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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