It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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