i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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