It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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