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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.

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(413): she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman. http://tfl.nu/lb9r

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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?

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(815): Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed? http://tfl.nu/op28

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(805): View more from California

you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.

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(805): you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out. http://tfl.nu/ndw1

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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.

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(240): woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again. http://tfl.nu/b9n0

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(614): View more from Ohio

Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?

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(614): Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit? http://tfl.nu/zum7

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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit

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(973): i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit http://tfl.nu/ux8z

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(585): View more from New York

you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.

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(585): you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation. http://tfl.nu/l508

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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose

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(305): what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose http://tfl.nu/99kl

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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.

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(206): I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me. http://tfl.nu/t4ey

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(702): View more from Nevada

You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy

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(702): You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy http://tfl.nu/41n6

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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.

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(225): I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave. http://tfl.nu/w0e5

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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present

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(916): If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present http://tfl.nu/3ku6

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight

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(902): Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight http://tfl.nu/n0ex

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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me

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(720): Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me http://tfl.nu/71h4

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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"

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(817): I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here" http://tfl.nu/ku7n

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