Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it. http://tfl.nu/8mle
  Replies (71) Good night (679) Bad night (4767)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe? http://tfl.nu/rh9d
  Replies (25) Good night (1177) Bad night (4748)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen http://tfl.nu/dsay
  Replies (27) Good night (2426) Bad night (2370)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college. http://tfl.nu/okdu
  Replies (6) Good night (4019) Bad night (732)
• Favorite

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (321): Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever. http://tfl.nu/nab2
  Replies (10) Good night (2915) Bad night (789)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila. http://tfl.nu/tq95
  Replies (8) Good night (2563) Bad night (775)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind" http://tfl.nu/73d5
  Replies (14) Good night (2914) Bad night (873)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby http://tfl.nu/u8rx
  Replies (10) Good night (1031) Bad night (1784)
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil http://tfl.nu/ueg4
  Replies (7) Good night (904) Bad night (1642)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE http://tfl.nu/e7i8
  Replies (6) Good night (610) Bad night (805)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best? http://tfl.nu/9x4p
  Replies (0) Good night (652) Bad night (246)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome http://tfl.nu/l5b3
  Replies (1) Good night (645) Bad night (283)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop http://tfl.nu/c36z
  Replies (0) Good night (459) Bad night (253)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning. http://tfl.nu/l6mk
  Replies (2) Good night (540) Bad night (241)
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Welcome to 22

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night (314): Welcome to 22 http://tfl.nu/2vo1
  Replies (2) Good night (331) Bad night (482)

Randomize