"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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