Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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