Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
