super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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