note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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