nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have feelings that need drinking.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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