Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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