I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Randomize