Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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