I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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