I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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