Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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