I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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