How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He felt like a one man threesome
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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