The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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