they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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