I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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