writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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