if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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