oh god the rape fog is back!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I am mentally ready for anal.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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