so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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